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Top 10 Burglar Quotes

Posted by the knowledge brokers

Here are 10 tips you should think twice about before you leave your home or let a business person in!

  1. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom while I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.
  2. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it.
  3. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets.
  4. I always knock first. If you answer, I’ll ask for directions to somewhere, or offer to clean your gutters.
  5. Sometimes I carry a clipboard. Sometimes I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never ever look like a crook.
  6. I’m not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?
  7. I love when you announce your vacation plans on Facebook. It’s easier than you think to look up your address.
  8. If you don’t answer when I knock, I’ll try the door anyway. Sometimes I hit the jackpot and walk in.
  9. I’ll break a window to get in if necessary, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he’ll stop what he is doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn’t hear it again, he’ll just go back to doing what he was doing. It is human nature.
  10. A loud TV or radio is a better deterrent to me than an alarm system. Sometimes people out-smart me by buying a $35 device that simulates the flickering glow of a real TV.

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